Dirty Tackle is My Valentine, Because they ARE FUNNY

Since I'm single, that meaning that this blog is single too, I choose DIRTY TACKLE to be Valentine. My reasons to choose them, simple; Brook likes Chelsea (as I have seeing), they made me read post in CAPS ( thats something) thats the Artur Boruc's Rage List, Hates Bitchnaldo as much I as DO, & simply because they're to damn FUNNY, & I'll never introduce them to my mother. I hope they don't mind Yoann, hope they don't do a dirty tackle on him. 

SPREAD THE LOVE DAY

Today is the day YOU tell your closest ones how much they mean to you, how important they are in your life, and of course how much you LOVE and care about them. In my opinion it's really sad that we only have a day to celebrate LOVE. LOVE should be celebrated all year long , not to be remembered a day in certain month. So for the sake of having peace in your heart, get out and show that beautiful thing. & if YOU can't LOVE (every body can, because I said so) at least RESPECT the fact that others are feeling it ( you will feel the love someday). It always works. CHEERS. LOVE ♥. Oh I forgot my Valentine's Day Chocolate Wish, you know him. Yoann with CHOCOLATE please.

The Vice versa Language Match

Ingles vs Spanish

England vs Spain

English vs Español

I can't stopped It...

 So today English is playing Español, Its gonna be a crazy weird match. Do Ya know why I think it's crazy. Its because I'm a Latina and I suck at Spanish class. FYI, I'm so bad in the madre patria language, that when I Started at college I got the lowest level possible, at my first language. I suck at it because my Spanish grammatical skills are awful to the eye of the teacher.

On the other side, it's so easy for me to project myself in English (see this blog in). I mean you start a sentence with a capital letter and ended with a dot. In Spañol (notice the S- is a new spanglish grammatical skill that I'm developing) Is the same but the words have accents like this; árbol (three). The point is that sometimes I don't remember this “details” or I put them in the wrong place. So today’s match Its gonna have some side effects on me. This means that Iker & Lampard have to help me on a important decision. If Spain wins I'll improve my Spanish, if England wins, Ill forget about the rain and the Behated Beckhams. If they draw things will not improve.

For the Record in international Football Shenanigans, I don't roll with this people. In fact for unknown reason I support Germany ( Who's playing Norway today). So I'm a neutral. In fact I'll never learn a language with intricate grammatical stuff (accents). So for the Germans your ABC its like Egyptian hieroglyphics to me. Nuff said English is easy. Oh I ain't missing Messi and my Boy Yoann on the same pitch today. 

Tuesday- Most Loved: Isn't this BEAUTIFUL

Got to be there someday

Football: How Much Do I Feel That Pain- Chelsea

Well peeps there are many things out there that can screwed your life (mood) mine came in Football (Soccer Yanks) form. How can something so "none related" to me (my mother doesn't understand why I like it so much, specially with my evil baseball roots), have such effects in my life. I mean  when Chelsea lost (Fxxks) against Liverpool, the result screwed my Sunday & my entire week. Believe me, it takes a lot to screw a whole week for me. Not to mention that other football related upsets contributed to the damage. But thats not worst either the first time time this has happened, & of course it wont be the last. Trust me. I've tough myself that it pays to suffer, for a while. So I'm wondering when the hell am I gonna get paid back. I suffering to much for free you know, & as  a true fan will said " I need results", now. I'm just saying when are coming back, you know what I mean Chelsea. The tittle race isn't over , it ain't  over until someone wins it for god sake, this makes me sick, really sick. You know how to win, or have you forgot it. What the hell are you doing # 4 in the table. Its either you or I seriously need some professional help.

So if you can just help me get my life back in order (no more mood swings, thanks to you), I'll so thankful for the rest of my days. I'm gonna take a break from you. That will stop me from having a heart attack. Thats all get yourself together.

To the readers, if there's anything rollercoasting your life, feel to throw some words. I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in this.

I'm back People

Hey peeps, pardon my absence for the last week. I was organizing some things in order to blog properly. 

Meanwhile: Another Yoan: Cus we need more of then. & his french 2. Pantless is mandatory.

IKER CAN'T SING: I don't care if he can't. As long as can rape him in the elevator. I'm fine. Will feel "Seguro Iker". I bet you wont.

And the Yoann of My Dreams: No introduction needed. (what the hell its he doing)

Back Soon

Sorry I'm on recession  mode. I'll be Back soon.