The Slogan 11

So the other day I was reading this article about slogans, somehow footballers came to my mind (I'm crazy, I know). Anyway I decided to make Slogan 11, or Slogan FC If I may. So here it goes. 

Note: the slogans belong to fast foods or a car company.

Club owner me or course after I had made billions in the fashion industry. So even I got my own slogan: Because they worth it !

Coach-Pep Guradiola-his the ultimate driving machine. (BMW)

Goal:Iker- Eat Fresh ( Subway)

Defenders:

Metze- Come hungry leave happy  (I-Hop)

The Ramos- Finger licking good (KFC)

Charlie- Think outside the bun (Taco Bell) (Yo quiero Charlie)

Midfield:

Lamps-Do what looks right (Wendys)

Owen- Lifted up, ummm tasty (Quiznos)

Xabi- The ladies run on Xavi (Dunkin Donuts)

Niko- Like nothing else (Hummer)

Strikers:

Yoann G- I'm lovin it ( Mcdonals)

Rocke- There is no substitute (Porsche)

Mladen- Have it your way (BK)